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I smile because I have
no idea what's going on...
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Coffee isn't a drug
it's a vitamin.
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Things are bad
SEND CHOCOLATE
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Laugh 'til you tinkle
in your panties
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Be Kind to Women
for they make up half the population
And are mothers to the other half
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I am just too busy being
FABULOUS
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I have flying monkeys
and I am not afraid to use them
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I COOK WITH WINE
sometimes I even add it to the food
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere
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